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[احمد هادي]

*TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY

*

*SICKNESS:

*No excuse. We will no longer accept your doctor's

statement as proof. We believe that if you are

able to go to the doctor, you are able to come

to work.

** *

*AN OPERATION:

*We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish

to discourage any thoughts that you may need an

operation. We believe that as long as you are an

employee here, you will need all of whatever you

have and should not consider having anything

removed. We hired you as you are and to have

anything removed would certainly make you less

than we bargained for.

* *

*DEATH:

*Other than your own:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is

nothing you can do for them, and we are sure

that someone else can attend to the arrangements.

However, if the funeral can be held in the late

afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work

through your lunch hour and subsequently let you

leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the

work is ahead enough to keep the job going in

your absence.

*DEATH (YOUR OWN):

*This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we

require at least two weeks notice as we feel it

is your duty to train your replacement.

*ALSO:

*Entirely too much time is being spent in the

restroom. In the future, we will follow the

practice of going in alphabetical order. For

instance, those whose names begin with "A" will

go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable

to go at your time, it will be necessary to

wait until the next day when your time comes

again.

[hopsan]

و يا ترى هما بيدفعو كام للى بيشتغل عندهم من غير ما يكلفهم فلوس غير مرتبه؟؟

اعتقد تقريبا ان معظم البنود دى بتعمل بيها فى امريكا و كل شركه تختلف عن التانيه و لكن فروق بسيطه

الأيام دى متلاقيش وظيفه هناك و نسبه البطاله عاليه جدا بين العرب و المصريين هناك و ده بعد احداث سبتمبر

زمان كنا بنسيب الشغل قبل ما ندور على شغل تانى ...و كأن الشغل التانى مستنينا و كان الدلع واضح حبتين بس دلوقتى ..الوضع يختلف كتير و علشان كده اصحاب الشركات او مجلس الإداره بيحط بنود تعجيزيه

بس ناقص احد البنود هو فيما معناه ...احنا مش بنشغل من هم قادمون من منطقه الشرق الأوسط و القادمين من ايرلند

مع التحيه

الدرا المشوى.....مين يقول هات؟؟؟؟

[كمبورا 6]

والنبى الترجمة للعربى اذا امكن عشان ظروفى صعبة شوية مع اللغات :lol: :blush: :blush: