القواعد السياسية في القاموس الاسرائيلي

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The Strong Writes His Own Dictionary

Rule 1

In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs that attack first, and it's always Israel who defends itself. This is called Retaliation

Rule 2

The Arabs, whether Palestinians or Lebanese, are not allowed to kill Israelis. This is called Terrorism

Rule 3

Israel has the right to kill Arab civilians, this is called "Self-Defense", or these days Collateral Damage

Rule 4

When Israel kills too many civilians, the Western world calls for restraint. This is called the Reaction of the International Community

Rule 5

Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to capture Israeli military, not even a limited number, not even 1 or 2. This is called Kidnapping

Rule 6

Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians as they want (Palestinians: around 10,000 to date, 300 of which are children, Lebanese: 1000s to date, being held without trial). There is no limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. This is called War on Terrorism

Rule 7

When you say "Hezbollah", always be sure to add "supported by Syria and Iran". this is called Axis of Evil

Rule 8

When you say "Israel", never say "supported by the USA, the UK and other European countries", for people might believe this

is not an equal conflict. This is called Helping our Friends

Rule 9

When it comes to Israel, don't mention the words "occupied territories", "UN resolutions", "Geneva conventions". This could distress the audience and is called Anti-Semitism

Rule 10

Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why we let them speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is called Neutral Journalism

Rule 11

If you don't agree with these rules or if you favor the Arab side over the Israeli side, you must be a very dangerous anti-Semite

Rule 12

As soon as the all these rules fail and the rest of the world's public opinion starts to tilt against those freedom loving sisters (the true axis of evil US/UK/Israel), another horrifying islamist terror plot unfolds which makes those countries the true victims and justfies all the atrocities committed by them over the past decades